I noticed the Grim Reaper hung around a bit after one of my sims died, so I did an age transition on him… He ended up this weird, solid black person with a duck floaty. Then he went and sat at the kitchen table before disappearing into a puff of black smoke. Another Sim of mine died and he was still like this.
(Source: eutopiandream)
(Source: junke-box)
Ladies, just because you meet someone that’s a lesbian or bisexual, it does not mean they want to fuck you and are going to fall in love with you. Lesbians and bisexuals aren’t whores who would fuck any female. And guys, calm down, just because he’s a homosexual does not mean he wants to fuck you up the ass, so stop being a pussy and be a man and talk to the guy, treat him like a human being, he deserves it.
(Source: sadness-is-a-place)
(Source: youlookwellonmee)
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
(Source: onebathroomfullofdrunkbitches)
Lmao love this.hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
